sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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