i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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