My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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