sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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