Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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