Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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