i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
