What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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