I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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