whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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