i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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