I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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