fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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