: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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