You don't have asthma, your pregnant
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
