kristin has been a bad kristin
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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