So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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