she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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