I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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