I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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