i barfeds in our rink
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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