Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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