I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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