Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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