Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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