Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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