I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Still dying that you shit outside
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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