your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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