just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
