If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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