she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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