i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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