Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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