Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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