hell yes lets make some ravioli
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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