Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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