How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
My penis needs a shock collar
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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