JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Princesses don't give blow jobs
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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