I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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