Dual....:-)
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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