Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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