he wants to bone in the snuggie
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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