Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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