Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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