wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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