I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Randomize
