why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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