dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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