i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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