No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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