Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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