Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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