Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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